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About this Product
After months of being out of stock we are excited to announce that the Left Handed Bidet is back! The Left-Handed Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet is made specifically for left-handed people. You have struggled with school desks, can openers, scissors, zippers, and guitars. The struggle with bidets ends here and now with the Left-Handed Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet. As left-handed backpackers we know that having to use a right-handed bidet has probably left you more prone to anxiety attacks before pooping which can lead to "DC." That little talked about backcountry problem, Debilitating Constipation. That is why we have made the Left-Handed Holey Hiker Bidet in a beautiful yellow that matches the color of cheap store brand mustard. When light hits the bidet, it produces wavelengths of approximately 590 nanometers which lowers your heart rate, reduces your blood pressure and brings a sense of calm and peacefulness to your bowel movement. It has more of an impact if taken out of your backpack and held in your hand 5-10 minutes prior to pooping or peeing. Please note, it does not have the same impact while pooping in the dark.
Let's just pause and think about pooping in the dark for a second. I have had numerous suggestions (no joke) for changes to the bidet that would make it easier to poop in the dark. I am no longer open to those types of suggestions. If you are pooping in the dark without a headlamp or flashlight, just use the force to know which way to aim. There is also an award-winning arrow on the top of the bidet. Just feel which way the arrow is pointed, when you grip the bottle point it at your thumb, and you can safely poop in the dark!
EDIT 3/1/2024 We are excited to report that right handed testers have also reported the same great effects!
Here is what one tester had to say:
"As one of the bidet testers, I can wholeheartedly say that Paul at Holey Hiker has really figured out the details on this one. I was already a bidet user before this and thought I had found the best product for backpacking, but the Holey Hiker bidet is half the weight and works better than what I was using before. It fits snugly in my water bottle with no leaks and no worries it will come out if the bottle falls over. It does a great cleaning job while using a minimum of water. I converted to using a bidet at home because they work so well. Now, when I am stuck having to use toilet paper, it feels barbaric. I secretly smirk at all the people who are worried about toilet paper shortages. Best of all I don't have to worry about what to do with used toilet paper on the trail and never have to worry I will run out. Thank you Paul for designing what I consider the best backpacking bidet out there!" -Scott
There are three videos you should watch:
- CLICK HERE to see a ridiculously long video that I made explaining how to use the Holey Hiker Bidet.
- CLICK HERE to see a video about how to put the bidet in and out of a bottle
- And you can CLICK RIGHT HERE to see a video about the new bidet.
International customers please click here for ordering instructions!
Click here to see where the Holey Hiker Bidets are being used!
Are you gifting? CLICK HERE for a little something to put in the package
If you have any questions, please email Paul at paulthebackpacker@gmail.com
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Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidets
Bethany, CT
Meet the Maker
Hello and welcome to Holey Hiker Bidets! I'm Paul Bogush the designer, creator, lead tester, and CEO (Chief Elimination Officer) of Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidets. After using a few other bidets I realized that not one had all the features I was looking for. None had the right combination of durability, ease of use, low water usage, and the perfect stream. I decided to start designing and testing my own in December 2020. Each time I went out I made a small change and then came home and fired up the 3D printer to make the improvements based on my experience and the experiences and feedback from testers all around the country. After one last outing on the Appalachian Trail in June of 2020, I had what I thought was the perfect backpacking bidet...but testers started to report that it would crack after about a year's worth of use. After another year of prototyping and experimenting with different plastics the final prototype was finally made in July of 2021 and sales to our waiting list and anyone who happen to stumble upon the website began. Our "grand opening" finally occurred on November 19, 2021.
In June of 2023 we closed the shop and I set out to improve the design and make it stronger, lighter, and improve the spray. I decided to use a injection molding process which meant getting a crash course in how to take my 3D printed design and convert it to a design that could be injection molded. For those of you that design and make, it was going from Tinkercad to SolidWorks :) Finally in January the current version was finally approved, mold created, and the first 25 prototypes were made and tested. The current version of the bidet started being sold in March of 2024 and are made at a family run business right here in Connecticut. It is a one man show so please be patient with shipping and correspondence.
We are the only seller of the Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet. All other sites selling four-hole bidets are selling imitations! Feel free to point them out and I'll gladly tell you why their imitation design is inferior.
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How it’s Made
After four years of prototyping and manufacturing bidets in a corner of my house, I am now working with a local family-owned business to make the plastic part of the bidets with final assembly at my house. The plastic for the bidets is manufactured in Texas. The O-rings are FDA grade seals. There are no O-rings manufactured in the USA! They’re from the Philippines :) If you purchased a bidet within the last four years, there will be some slight changes you might notice.
- It now weighs only 4 grams
- The spray pattern is slightly different. I think you'll notice that you get clean faster.
- The arrow on top is more prominent. Please note that the bidet does not come with a painted arrow. A Sharpie will last multiple trips, but your favorite nail polish will last a long, long time.
The bidets are designed with Smartwater bottles in mind but work with pretty much any plastic "water bottle" except for the very cheap store brand or dollar store bottles.
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Shop Policies
If your bidet malfunctions or gets destroyed by a bear within 900 days of buying it, we will send out a new bidet to you. If it breaks after 900 days and you have a really good story about how it got destroyed, please share it with us. If it's interesting enough, I'll share it at the dinner table with the family and have them vote on whether a free replacement should be sent out.
We package the bidets the weekend after receiving the order and get them in the mail the following Monday...usually. Like 98% of the time.
You will be sent a confirmation email with the shipping # after it is packed.
Please keep in mind that you will receive no cutesy note or extra packing material to cut down on waste. You will get just a bidet in a little box wrapped in a single piece of paper :)
If you do not receive a bidet within 3 weeks of ordering, please contact us and we will ship out a new one.
