Holey Hiker "Bad Brad" Whistle

$1.00
Free Shipping
4 item(s) available
+

The Holey Hiker "Bad Brad" Whistle* is just naughty.  An emergency whistle is not suppose to be just 5 grams.  They are not suppose to be only 2 inches long.  They are not meant to hit 119 decibels.

Ok...maybe they are.

But are they suppose to only be $1?

Buy any bidet and get the "Bad Brad" whistle for only $1. One Whistle per bidet purchased :) If you don't buy a bidet, I am not even quoting you a price, Brad says just yell really loud. 

Is there really a Brad this whistle was named after?  Of course there is. Will he ever get another one of my whistles? Of course he most certainly will not.  Brad decided to test a Holey Hiker Bidet and a whistle at the same time...literally at the same time. That's just not right. His hiking companions grew weary after a week backpacking with him.  Pooping in the woods with a Holey Hiker Bidet is something deeply personal.  It is a transcendental experience.  The silence should only be broken by the sounds that accompany a good ol' backwoods poop, not a blaring whistle.

The Bad Brad Whistle is a limited number item.  If you are reading this buy one before they are gone.

Now let's hear what Brad had to say after I sent him his first whistle...

"That whistle is awesome! I blew it in the house. You were right, I should not have done that and I only did it once. Can I get a couple more? Woohoo, lighten up my whistle!"  Brad

If you have any questions please email Paul at paulthebackpacker@gmail.com

If you would like to pay with Crypto please click here

*Please note that the Bad Brad Whistles are made with left over resin so that I have as little waste as possible.  If I am low on yellow and can't do any more bidets I might add some left over blue to the mix and you get what you get.  There is no predicting what color will be available, what color you will get, or when they will be available.




Hello and welcome to Holey Hiker Bidets! I'm Paul Bogush the designer, creator, lead tester, and CEO (Chief Elimination Officer) of Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidets.  After using a few other bidets I realized that not one had all the features I was looking for.  None had the right combination of durability, ease of use, low water usage, and the perfect stream.  I decided to start designing and testing my own.  Each time I went out I made a small change and then came home and fired up the 3D printer to make the improvements based on my experience and the experiences and feedback from testers all around the country. After one last outing on the Appalachian Trail in June of 2020, I had what I thought was the perfect backpacking bidet...but a tester had it eventually crack after long term testing.  After another year of prototyping and experimenting with different plastics the final prototype was finally made in July of 2021 and sales to our waiting list and anyone who happen to stumble upon the website began. Our "grand opening" finally occurred on November 19, 2021.

For every 265 bidets sold we will donate $265 to Common Ground Summer Camp for one student to attend Common Ground Summer Camp's Ranger program (2021 price, not sure of price for 2022 yet!). You can read more about the program here https://bit.ly/3hNWnJs  As of October 30, 2021 we have sold 291. This is a Camp that our daughter has attended as a child, worked at as a staff member, and will be a teacher and assistant teacher in two of their full year programs starting this fall.  We think it is great!

We are the only seller of the Holey Hiker Backpacking Bidet.  All other sites are selling imitations!  Holey Hiker Bidets are designed and manufactured in a little corner of my house in Connecticut, USA.  

And finally, if I haven't convinced you that a bidet is life changing, then listen to Evan!

"Just get one and thank me later. Honestly, I am amazed I have not heard more about bidets for backpacking. I used Paul's bidet for just over 3 weeks while on the Colorado trail and I have to tell you my butt has never been happier. In the past I have had monkey butt issues, but using this little bidet and a little bit of washing with some Dr Bronner's, I did not have any butt chaffing issues at all. It's small light and has officially replaced wet wipes in my pack. I also cut my toilet paper usage to about 2 squares per day using this bidet. Paul has been working to perfect his product and I think he nailed it. This bidet is going to be in my pack forever, provided I don't lose it. (Seriously it's small). Once you hop on the bidet train there is no going back and you're going to say to yourself, 'I should have bought one of these sooner.' Trust me."

Evan



If your bidet malfunctions or gets destroyed by a bear, we will give you a full refund or a new bidet.  If you just have bad aim that's on you!  We package the bidets the weekend after receiving the order and get them in the mail the following Monday. You will be sent a confirmation email with the shipping # after it is packed. If we are out backpacking shipments will be delayed by one week...unless we get lost, but that rarely happens anymore!

Please keep in mind that you will receive no cutesy note or extra packing material to cut down on waste. You will get just a bidet in a little bag :) As soon as we are through with out current inventory of shipping bags, we will be switching to the Better Packaging Company compostable bags!

PLEASE be patient with shipping. We can ship a bidet to California in 5 days one week, and then ship one the following week that will take a month.  Around holiday time all bets are off :) If you do not order by December 15th there is a very good chance you will not receive it in time for the holidays. Sometimes when the USPS takes our packages they scan them in immediately and other times the first scan is at your regional PO. If you do not receive a bidet within 4 weeks of ordering please contact us and we will ship out a new one.  Ignore the 3-5 day shipping time that is stated in the automated email with your shipping #.  That is just a very loose USPS goal.  Expect the bidet to take at least 5 days, usually seven.  Once you get an email saying we have created the shipping label it is usually in the mail the NEXT day. Approximately 1-2% of all packages are lost by the USPS. That is out of our control and sending a new one after four weeks is the best we can do!

More From This Maker

More From This Maker

Free Shipping
$12.00
Free Shipping
Free Shipping
$12.00
Free Shipping
Free Shipping
$12.00
Free Shipping
Free Shipping
$12.00
Free Shipping